A. Schwarzenegger, Last action hero:
Hamlet: To be or not to be… Not to be.
Jack Slater: I’ll be back! Ha! You didn’t know I was gonna say that, did you?
Danny Madigan: That’s what you always say!
Jack Slater: I do?
Jack Slater: You’ve seen these movies where they say « Make my day » or « I’m your worst nightmare »? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggie bumpers!
Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don’t exist because this is a movie!
Jack Slater: No, this is California.
Danny Madigan: OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store.
Jack Slater: I agree with you. I think she should be working with us… under cover of course…
Danny Madigan: …I though I was going to die.
Jack Slater: Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but you’re gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer – acne, shaving, premature ejaculation… and your first divorce.